🎮 OLD MAN LAN 🎮

Age of Mythology - Like It's 2004

40th Birthday LAN Party

📟 THE MISSION 📟

Twenty years later, we're bringing back the glory days. No responsibilities. No adulting. All night LAN session that ultimately probably ends in Oelke Ragnaroking a shitload of units and finally finishing off the Gaia Titan I rushed.


  • Date - March 7th 2026 -- LAN starts at 6:30 or whenever Witt finally shows up.
  • Location - My house, 409 W. 5th St, Mankato
  • Time - Arrive any time, ribs go on the smoker at noon. There will be other company during the day for my birthday party if you want to come early and catch up. Ribs will be ready at 5pm. Weed and Drinks will be available throughout the day.
  • Additional Info - If your wife or girlfriend says you can't stay up late with your friends from high school, ask her what she's doing out of the kitchen.
  • Additional Info 2 - In all seriousness; I understand travel, kids, etc -- but if you sign up please commit to the night.

📦 PROVIDED 📦

  • Full Gaming Rigs - I've got systems ready to go. Desktops, monitors, keyboards, mice.
  • Food & Drinks - Ribs for dinner, snacks all day. Drinks in the fridge. Bring your own if you'd like. I will have a decent supply though.
  • Weed - Feel free to bring your own stash or consumption methods.

🎒 OPTIONAL BYO 🎒

  • Your own rig - if you want, I'll have space for setup.
  • Snacks, drinks, weed, party contributions - Or nothing, it's all good.
  • Your keyboard/mouse/headset - if you like your stuff
  • Shit talk - Because we all know the best quarterback ever is Peyton Manning.

❌ DO NOT BRING ❌

  • Wives - if they are just going to sit there and bitch until you feel guilted into leaving early. If they want to come and hang out earlier or even play, they're welcome.
  • That weak ass shit

⚡ RSVP HERE ⚡

The pantheon assembles.

THE PANTHEON

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💬 SHIT TALK 💬

Drop your pre-game threats and post-game gloating

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